butterscotchbae-deactivated2023:

Bartender..make it a double

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miseducatedmelanicmuse:

lifeisntfuckiingeasy:

if98:

“If it breaks your heart but opens your eyes, take that as a win.”

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dominant-dominion:

1. Buy her flowers
2. Murder her enemies
3. Give her the dick.

In that order

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hoopdogz:

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

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vuruncaherseycalisir:

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